Insect Hoofs On Lassie - Cardiacs There's probably loads of bits I've overlooked or got wrong, but you get the idea!! C# A E B Chords repeated for pre-verse and through verse… C# A E B etc. Real or imaginary Ice-spitting fire, that comfortable sound Hands in the air both feet still on the ground Lassie's on my TV I get flat on all fours and start kissing the screen And I sit like a good dog In the hope that she might give in to me D A D B What's the matter? Neither good nor bad weather E A E C# Makes me all ill-like suffer with pain D A D B But I don't mind, he is me "Look Lassie! E A E C# A E B Watch him until he dies of his brain!" C# A E B repeated through verse All or nothing Before he dies of his brain Breathe in my skin oh it feeling too hard Start collect the hoofs from my insect graveyard No longer imaginary I want it, I need it so bad that I cry Let's make between we you more Fantastic than we ever feared of D A D B E A E C# Hero collie! Insect hoofs on Lassie instead of his feet, he Lassie, not she! Eb Bb Eb C F Bb F C# Because of me all she is blessed with the mane of a horse and wings of a bee And carrying a cluster of bee eggies in the centre of she C# A E B C# A E B D Bb F C D Bb F C Customising Lassie C# A E B repeated through verse… Tail out the window Press in coloured glass For more beautiful eyes Daddy-long-legs lashes how you flirt, get out of here! D A D B Our hero dog, insect hoofs on lassie E A E C# Worth of Space Dog worthy of me Eb Bb Eb C After my Lassie customising y' be holding up all your F Bb F C Ab Eb Bb x 2 C# A E B x 2 Tiny insect hoofs and worshipping me D A D B E A E C# What's thematter Insect hoofs on Lassie instead of his feet,he Lassie not she Eb Bb Eb C F Bb F C# But I don't mind all she is blessed with the mane of a horse and wings of a C# A E B etc bee And carrying a cluster of bee eggies in the centre of she…..