Intro: Am G F Am G F C F G Am Am G F (-sidenote- The intro is the exact same chord progression as all the verses. If you get the intro down then you know almost the entire song.) Verse 1: Am G Oh hello Evil Lady F at the grocery store Am G it seems that you don't know F what the express lane's for C F It says twelve items or less G Am But you're exempt from that I guess Am G F And you started an arguement about coupons Verse 2: Am G Oh, don't make me kill you F over twenty five cents Am G I'll give you a freakin quarter F if it makes that much difference C F And you just remembered something you forgot to get G Am Your husband'll be right back with it Am G OK... that's it, F I'm gonna kill you Chorus 1: Am G Yeah I'm gonna kill you F Am and possibly your whole family too Am G All I want is some courtesy F Am some kindness and maybe an apology Am F If you don't get out of my grocery line G Am I'll do scorpion's fatality and rip out your spine Am G I'm usually a very peaceful person F but I'm gonna kill you Verse 3: Am G F I just wrote a note to a guy down the street Am G F who recently invested in a giant SUV C F it said "I hope you know that we're fightin' a war G Am so you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store Am G F You'd better trade it in, or I'm gonna kill you" Chorus 2: Am G Yeah I'm gonna kill you F Am with a car bomb in your H2 Am G I don't think it'd be too much to ask F Am for you to be a bit less of an ass Am F I suggest you reinvest in a Honda Fit G Am If you don't, you're gonna regret it Am G I'm usually a very peaceful person, F but I'm gonna kill you Verse 4: Am G F It's 3:00 AM and my neighbor upstairs Am G F is actually worse than my worst nightmares C F He had some friends over G Am for some late-night Red Rover Am G F And now...yeah...they're practicing tap dance Chorus 3: Am G Yeah I'm gonna kill you F Am and all your loud-ass friends too Am G I don't think it'd be too much to ask F Am for you to be a bit less of an ass Am F If I don't get some peace and quiet G Am I'll put you on a strychnine diet Am G I'm usually a very peaceful person F but I'm gonna kill you. Outro: (Repeat the chord progression in the Chorus section and end on Am.) (Repeat the chord progression from the verse)
