Intro: A5 G5 F5 A5 G5 F5 C5 F5 G5 A5 A5 G5 F5 (-sidenote- The intro is the exact same chord progression as all the verses. If you get the intro down then you know almost the entire song.) Verse 1: A5 G5 Oh hello Evil Lady F5 at the grocery store A5 G5 it seems that you don't know F5 what the express lane's for C5 F5 It says twelve items or less G5 A5 But you're exempt from that I guess A5 G5 F5 And you started an arguement about coupons Verse 2: A5 G5 Oh, don't make me kill you F5 over twenty five cents A5 G5 I'll give you a freakin quarter F5 if it makes that much difference C5 F5 And you just remembered something you forgot to get G5 A5 Your husband'll be right back with it A5 G5 OK... that's it, F5 I'm gonna kill you Chorus 1: A5 G5 Yeah I'm gonna kill you F5 A5 and possibly your whole family too A5 G5 All I want is some courtesy F5 A5 some kindness and maybe an apology A5 F5 If you don't get out of my grocery line G5 A5 I'll do scorpion's fatality and rip out your spine A5 G5 I'm usually a very peaceful person F5 but I'm gonna kill you Verse 3: A5 G5 F5 I just wrote a note to a guy down the street A5 G5 F5 who recently invested in a giant SUV C5 F5 it said "I hope you know that we're fightin' a war G5 A5 so you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store A5 G5 F5 You'd better trade it in, or I'm gonna kill you" Chorus 2: A5 G5 Yeah I'm gonna kill you F5 A5 with a car bomb in your H2 A5 G5 I don't think it'd be too much to ask F5 A5 for you to be a bit less of an ass A5 F5 I suggest you reinvest in a Honda Fit G5 A5 If you don't, you're gonna regret it A5 G5 I'm usually a very peaceful person, F5 but I'm gonna kill you Verse 4: A5 G5 F5 It's 3:00 AM and my neighbor upstairs A5 G5 F5 is actually worse than my worst nightmares C5 F5 He had some friends over G5 A5 for some late-night Red Rover A5 G5 F5 And now...yeah...they're practicing tap dance Chorus 3: A5 G5 Yeah I'm gonna kill you F5 A5 and all your loud-ass friends too A5 G5 I don't think it'd be too much to ask F5 A5 for you to be a bit less of an ass A5 F5 If I don't get some peace and quiet G5 A5 I'll put you on a strychnine diet A5 G5 I'm usually a very peaceful person F5 but I'm gonna kill you. Outro: (Repeat the chord progression in the Chorus section and end on Am.) (Repeat the chord progression from the verse)
