C Dm F G The perfect love song, it has no words, it only has death threats C Dm F G And you can tell, a classic ballad, by how threatening it gets C Dm So if you walk into your house, and she's cutting up your mother F G C She's only trying to tell you that, she loves you like no other, Dm F G No other, she loves you like no other Bm C D Em The only emotions that I know are love and hate Bm C D Em And she's chopping and she's changing, and it's making you afraid F7M Am C G I said, "Close your eyes, and imagine that I'm nice" C Dm F G G7 She'll kiss you or she'll kill you, but you'll, just have to wait C Dm F G Because some things, that I do, make you go blue C Dm F And something, that you said made me go red C Dm F G The perfect love has no emotions, it only harbours doubts C Dm F G And if she fears, your intentions, she will cut you out C Dm So do not raise your voice and do not shake your fist F G Just pass her the carving knife C Dm F G If that's what she insists, insists, if that's what she insists Bm C D Em A hate tattoo on my brain and a love one on my heart Bm C D Em I'd like to hate you like I love you and just, tear your dreams apart F7M Am C G I said, "Close your eyes, and imagine that I'm nice" C Dm F G G7 Cupid's arrow, looking more like, Cupid's poison dart C Dm F G Because some things that I do, make you go blue C Dm F G And something, that you said, made me go red C Dm F G Some things that I do, make you go blue C Dm F G And something, that you said, made me go red C Dm F G The perfect kiss is dry as sand, and doesn't take your breath C Dm F G C The perfect kiss, is with the boy, that you've just stabbed to death Dm F G C Is with the boy, that you've just stabbed to death Dm F G C (hold) Is with the boy, that you've just stabbed to death.
