• Song:

    Bastard

  • Artist:

    Ben Folds

  • Album:

    Songs for Silvermen

Intro - Em

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Verse 1:

Em (022000@1)                                D (xx0232@1)                           GThe (320003@1)old bastard left his ties and his suit

D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1)                      G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)     D-Em
A brown box, mothballs and bowling shoes

Em (022000@1)                                  D (xx0232@1)                           Gand (320003@1)his opinion so you'd never have to choose

D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1)                      G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)Pretty soon, you'll be an old bastard too

AmYou (x02210@1)get smaller while the world gets big

CThe (x32010@1)more you know you know you don't know shit

Am (x02210@1)                                                                 C (x32010@1) 
The whiz man'll never fit you like the whiz kid did

Chorus:

     G (320003@1)                       D (xx0232@1)                 Em (022000@1)                    D-C
So why you gotta act like you know when you don't know?

Am (x02210@1)                     CIt's (x32010@1)okay if you don't know everything

     G (320003@1)                       D (xx0232@1)                 Em (022000@1)                    D-C
Why you gotta act like you know when you don't know?

Am (x02210@1)                     CIt's (x32010@1)okay if you don't know everything

Verse 2:

Em (022000@1)                                D (xx0232@1)                           GClose (320003@1)your eyes close your ears young man
D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1)                      G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)     D-Em
You've seen and heard all an old man can
Em (022000@1)                                  D (xx0232@1)                           GSpread (320003@1)the facts on the floor like a fan
D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1)                      G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)throw away the ones that make you feel bad

AmKids (x02210@1)today gettin' old too fast
Cthey (x32010@1)can't wait to grow up so they can get some ass
AmThey (x02210@1)get nostalgic about the last ten years
Cbefore (x32010@1)the last ten years have passed

[Chorus]

[Solo]

E (022100@1)                          D (xx0232@1)                 GTears (320003@1)land on a hand on the chest
D (xx0232@1)          G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)        G (320003@1)        CThe (x32010@1)old bastard had a paradigm arrest

Am (x02210@1)                               
You got smaller and the world got big
CThe (x32010@1)more you knew we knew we didn't know shit
Am (x02210@1)                                                     CThe (x32010@1)whiz man never fit him the whiz kid did

[Chorus]

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