DR YANG
BEN FOLDS

Album: WAY TO NORMAL

STANDARD TUNING - NO CAPO

INTRO: D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D(hold) 
                                              Uh-Oh!
       D- (xx0232@1)Dsus4- (xx0233@1)D- (xx0232@1)Dsus4- (xx0233@1)D- (xx0232@1)Dsus4- (xx0233@1)D (xx0232@1)
VERSE 1:
DHey (xx0232@1)Dr. Yang
                               GChain-smoking (320003@1)Chinese centenarian
        A (x02220@1)       Bm (x24432@1)   (A)    GDeck (320003@1)my back with pins
             A (x02220@1)              DConnect (xx0232@1)the wires and plug me in


D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D(hold) 
                                         Uh-Oh!
D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D


VERSE 2:
DHey, (xx0232@1)Love Master Z
                         GSexy (320003@1)online psychic overseas
        A (x02220@1)       Bm (x24432@1)     (A)   GWhen (320003@1)my bank card clears
         A (x02220@1)             DTell (xx0232@1)me things I want to hear


D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D(hold) 
                                         Yeah, Yeah
D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D - Dsus4 - D


BRIDGE:
        Bm (x24432@1)     G7Well (320001@1)I might be dyin'
   D (xx0232@1)          AOr (x02220@1)maybe I got too much time
        BmI (x24432@1)can't stop my mind
      G7It's (320001@1)runnin' right
            DWith (xx0232@1)these false teeth
           AAnd (x02220@1)these plastic knees
           Bm (x24432@1)     Bm/A#
Go squeak, squeak, squeak
         Bm/A (x04440@1)       Bm/G
From the porch to the street

G (320003@1)         
Hey Hey Hey Hey
BbHey (x1333x@1)Hey Hey Hey

VERSE 3:
DHey (xx0232@1)Dr. Jack        
                              GBend (320003@1)me like a pretzel till I crack
        A (x02220@1)        Bm (x24432@1)     (A)  GAll (320003@1)my joints and bones
         A (x02220@1)           DBeat (xx0232@1)me up and send me home

D (xx0232@1)D- (xx0232@1)G- (320003@1)A (x02220@1)(D) (A) (G) (D) (A) (G) (D) (A) (G) (D) (A) (G)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

OUTRO:
Bm (x24432@1)     A (x02220@1)       GI've (320003@1)got too much time
Bm (x24432@1)  A (x02220@1)            GBaby (320003@1)may I might be dyin'
A (x02220@1)            GGot (320003@1)to help me fallin' doctor
A (x02220@1)            GGot (320003@1)to help me fallin'

DHey (xx0232@1)Dr. Yang

D (xx0232@1)End on D