Intro:
e ----------------------------------------------- | 
B ----------------------------------------------- | 
G ----------------------------------------------- | 
D ----------------------------------------------- | 
A ----------------------------------------------- | 
E --3m-3m--2m-2m--1m-1m--0m-0m------------------- | 

This repeats through the intro and start of the verse, until:

Bb5 Ab5
Dude says, 'you Levi?'
G5 F#5
I'm like 'Yes, that's me sir'
Bb5 C5
Well you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter

repeat structure

Pre chorus:
G5 Bb5 G5
I say 'mother in law? no
F5
We ain't getting married'
G5 Bb5 G5
They say 'soon you will boy
F5
She just announced it
G5 Bb5 G5
I get on my dirt bike
F5
And ride to my girl's home
G5 Bb5 G5
Gonna lay down the law
F5
Tell her what's going on

Chorus:
Bb/Eb5 x2

Verse:

So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion
And sex outside marriage is against our religion
And when I try to tell them I'm 18 years old,
They say "Levi it's too late, you've got to do as you're told"

(As before, riff bit followed by the chord bit above. You might want to unmute the riff 
at this point and
add a couple of the same notes at a different octave or use G5 , F#5 , F5 and E5 ,
to give it some variation, but you can't easily fit full chords to these bits.)

link to prechorus:
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-0-0--0----- | 

Prechorus: as before

Epic Keyboard solo:
G/G5 etc. Repeat throughout solo.

Final Chorus:
N.C. until:
Eb5
Kill some moose.

Chorus continues and repeats several times with the same structure as before and varying lyrics.

Outro:
As intro and start of verses.
Ending chord:
G5
e -10-
B -11-
G -10-
D -12-
A -10-
E -X-