#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------## From: William Kaemmerling BROKEN HEARTS ARE FOR ASSHOLES by Frank Zappa If you know the tune it should come easy!!! Fast Rock! C G // D A HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOUR AN ASSHOLE, AN ASSHOLE A (x02220@1) CGDA SOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT AGREE A (x02220@1) CGDA CAUSE YOU PROBABLY LIKES A LOT OF MISERY A (x02220@1) DBUT (xx0232@1)THINK A WHILE AND YOU WILL SEE BmBROKEN (x24432@1)HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE? BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE Bm (x24432@1) EmARE (022000@1)YOU AN ASSHOLE TOO? E (022100@1) AWHATCHA (x02220@1)GONNA DO 'CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE CGDA A (x02220@1) CGDA MAYBE YOU THINK YOU'RE A LONELY GUY A (x02220@1) CGDA MAYBE YOU THING YOUR TOO TOUGH TO CRY A (x02220@1) DSO (xx0232@1)YOU WENT TO THE GRAPE, JUST TO GIVE IT A TRY. F#m E Etc... AND DAGMAR Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life WHAT HIS NAME 1,2,3,4 THE WHISKERS STICKING OUT FROM UNDERNEATH OF HIS PANCAKE MAKEUP And yet he was a beautiful lady NEARLY DROVE YOU INSANE Lets talk about leather AND SO YOU KISSED A LITTLE SAILOR Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production WHO HAD JUST BLEW IN FROM SPAIN "Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf" YOU SNIFFED THE REEKING BUNS OF ANGEL The story of a demented bread boffer AND ACTED LIKE IT WAS COCAINE Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf YOU WERE DAZZLED BY THE EXCITING NEW COSTUME OF KOKO then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town IN A WAY YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN Facing off in a no holds barred tag team grudge match with kona AND SO YOU WORKED THE WALL WITH MICHAEL 379 pounds of Samoan dynamite WHICH GAVE YOUR BACK AN AWFUL STAIN Volcanic hell BUT YOU CAME BACK ON SUNDAY FOR THE GONG SHOW next Thursday, teen town finest F#m E BUT YOU FORGOT WHAT I WAY SAYIN E'CAUSE (022100@1)YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE THAT'S RIGHT E'CAUSE (022100@1)YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE YES, YES E'CAUSE (022100@1)YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE THAT'S RIGHT E'CAUSE (022100@1)YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE C G // D A NOW YOU BEEN TO THE GRAPE AN YOU BEEN TO THE CHEST AN NOW I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR ARE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE, A (x02220@1) CGDA YOU SAY YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A (x02220@1) CGDA WELL LADIES YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE TOO A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) DYOU (xx0232@1)MIGHT PRETEND YOU AIN'T GOT ONE ON THE BOTTOM OF YOU F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1) DBUT (xx0232@1)DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL IT'S LOOKING AT YOU F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1) DBUT (xx0232@1)DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, IT'S WINKING AT YOU F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1) DBUT (xx0232@1)DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, ITS BLINKING AT YOU THAT'S WHY I SAY A (x02220@1) DI'M (xx0232@1)GONNA RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT UP YER POOP CHUTE CORN HOLE FIST FUCK 4x WRIST WATCH:CRISCO PUD! F#m (244222@1) DDON'T (xx0232@1)FOOL YERSELF, GIRL,IT'S GOIN RIGHT UP YER POOP CHUTE [4X] AW, I KNEW YOU'D BE SURPRISED! A Good Luck with this one. Classic Zappa!!! submited by Will Kaemmerling merck@svpal.org
