Fast Rock! 
C G    D A 
 

HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? 

YOUR AN ASSHOLE, AN ASSHOLE 
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SOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT AGREE 
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CAUSE YOU PROBABLY LIKES A LOT OF MISERY 
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BUT THINK A WHILE AND YOU WILL SEE 
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BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE 

BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE 

ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE? 

BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE 
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ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE TOO? 
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WHATCHA GONNA DO 'CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE 
 

C G D A 
 
A                                    C G D A 
MAYBE YOU THINK YOU'RE A LONELY GUY 
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MAYBE YOU THING YOUR TOO TOUGH TO CRY 
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SO YOU WENT TO THE GRAPE, JUST TO GIVE IT A TRY. 
 

F#m  E  etc... 
AND DAGMAR 

Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch 

I ever saw in my life 

WHAT HIS NAME 

1,2,3,4 

THE WHISKERS STICKING OUT FROM UNDERNEATH OF 

HIS PANCAKE MAKEUP 

And yet he was a beautiful lady 

NEARLY DROVE YOU INSANE 

Lets talk about leather 

AND SO YOU KISSED A LITTLE SAILOR 

Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton 

production 

WHO HAD JUST BLEW IN FROM SPAIN 

"Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf" 

YOU SNIFFED THE REEKING BUNS OF ANGEL 

The story of a demented bread boffer 

AND ACTED LIKE IT WAS COCAINE 

Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat 

loaf 
 
YOU WERE DAZZLED BY THE EXCITING NEW COSTUME OF KOKO 

then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town 

IN A WAY YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN 

Facing off in a no holds barred tag team grudge match with kona 

AND SO YOU WORKED THE WALL WITH MICHAEL 

379 pounds of Samoan dynamite 

WHICH GAVE YOUR BACK AN AWFUL STAIN 

Volcanic hell 

BUT YOU CAME BACK ON SUNDAY FOR THE GONG SHOW 

next Thursday, teen town finest 
F#m   E 
BUT YOU FORGOT WHAT I WAY SAYIN 
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'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE 

THAT'S RIGHT 
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'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE 

YES, YES 
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'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE 

THAT'S RIGHT 
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'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE 
 

C G    D A 
NOW YOU BEEN TO THE GRAPE AN YOU BEEN TO THE CHEST 

AN NOW I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR ARE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE, 
 

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YOU SAY YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH 
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WELL LADIES YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE TOO 
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YOU MIGHT PRETEND YOU AIN'T GOT ONE ON THE BOTTOM OF YOU 
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BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL  IT'S LOOKING AT YOU 
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BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL,  IT'S WINKING AT YOU 
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BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, ITS BLINKING AT YOU 

THAT'S WHY I SAY 
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I'M GONNA RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT UP YER POOP CHUTE 

CORN HOLE 

FIST FUCK                                               4x 

WRIST WATCH:CRISCO 

PUD! 
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DON'T FOOL YERSELF, GIRL,IT'S GOIN RIGHT UP YER POOP CHUTE   {4X} 

AW, I KNEW YOU'D BE SURPRISED!  A 
 
Good Luck with this one. 
Classic Zappa!!! 
 
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Will Kaemmerling 
merck@svpal.org