Bwana Dik Frank Zappa from Fillmore East
                  F#5 (riff)                      F#5 (riff)    
And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster
                         A5                                  E5 E5 D5 E5
If his dick is a monster  they will give him their hearts 
Over E5 (Spoken)
 
Hold it! Please hold it! My God, Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . . 
Why didn't you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo 
on, but . . .
Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . I didn't know you were so 
obviously . . . PREGNANT . . . 
ends with B7
E5           A5                E5                     C5  B5
I've got the thing you need I am endowed beyond your wildest
 E5              A5      E5   C5              B5              E5
Clearasil-spattered fantasies Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . . 
C5       D5          E5                   C5            D5           E5
Girls from all over the world, flock to write my name on the toilet walls
F5     G5    E5             F5     G5  C5   B5      C5        B5

Of the Whisky ? Go-Go, for I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik 
C5              B5      C5    B5
Me Bwana Dik, No! Me Bwana Dik 
Say! 

( F#5    E5 ) x 2 Arpeggios Drum Cue
F#5         E5         F#5        E5
My dick is a monster  Give me your heart 
F#5 
Bwana Dik is a legend, enormous thou art 
F#5           E5       F#5          E5 
My dick is a Harley you kick it to start 
F#5 
Bwana Dik speaks the heavens will part 
F#5          E5       F#5          E5 
My dick is a dagger  I'll force it to fit
F#5           E5           F#5             E5
My dick is a reamer, baby, to scream up your slit 
D5         G5                B5
Steam it! Ream it! Cream it! 

Into Latex Sauna Beef
Riff

B5 E5  D5  B5   A5    A5
           Mud Shark