CATHOLIC GIRLS
by FRANK ZAPPA

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CATHOLIC GIRLS, WITH A TINY LITTLE MUSTACHE
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, DO YOU KNOW HOW THEY GO
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, IN THE RECTORY BASEMENT
       B 
FATHER RILEYS'S A FAIRY
       E              C#
BUT IT DON'T BOTHER MARY

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CATHOLIC GIRLS, AT THE CYO
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, DO Y'KNOW HOW THEY GO?
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, THERE CAN BE NO REPLACEMENT
A                          B
HOW DO THEY GO AFTER THE SHOW?
 
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ALL THE WAY
F#9
THAT'S THE WAY THEY GO
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EVERY DAY
Ab9
AND NONE OF THEIR MAMAS EVER SEEM TO
KNOW
F9
HIP-HIP-HOORAY
A9
FOR ALL THE CLASS THEY SHOW
(roll 9ths down to C#9)
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A CATHOLIC GIRL
AT THE CYO, WHEN THEY LEARN TO BLOW...
"THERE LEARNING TO BLOW"

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ALL THE CATHOLIC BOYS!
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WARREN CUCCURULLO
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CATHOLIC BOYS
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KINDA YOUNG KINDA WOW
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CATHOLIC BOYS
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VINNIE COLAIUTA
B 
WHERE ARE THEY NOW
E                    C#m
DID THEY ALL TAKE A VOW


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CATHOLIC GIRLS, CARMENITA SCARFONE
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, HEY! SHE GAVE ME VD
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, TONI CARBONE
A
WITH A TONGUE LIKE A COW 
B
SHE COULD MAKE YOU GO WOW

(CHORD SET 1)
VD VOWDY VOOTIE
RIGHT AWAY
THAT'S THE WAY THEY GO
EVERY DAY
WHENEVER THEIR MAMAS TAKE THEM TO A
SHOW
MATINEE, PASS THE POPCORN PLEASE
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A CATHOLIC GIRL
WITH HER HAND IN THE BOX
WHEN SHE'S ON HER KNEES
SHE WAS ON HER KNEES!

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MY LITTLE CATHOLIC GIRL
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IN A LITTLE WHITE DRESS
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, THEY NEVER CONFESS
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, I GOT ONE FOR A COUSIN
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I LOVE HOW THEY GO, SO SEND ME A DOZEN
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CATHOLIC GIRLS... OOOOOOHH! ETC.

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