Sung by Jimmy Carl Black: CMy (x32010@1)name is Burtram FI (133211@1)am a redneck CAll (x32010@1)my friends, FThey (133211@1)call me 'Burt' (Hi, Burt!) CAll (x32010@1)my family, FFrom (133211@1)down in Texas CMake (x32010@1)their livin' GDiggin' (320003@1)dirt THEN ITS THE THE SAME WITH THE OTHER VERSES Come out here to Californy, Just to find me Some pretty girls Ones I seen Gets me so horny; Ruby lips, 'N teeth like pearls! Wanna love 'em all! Wanna love 'em dearly! Wanna pretty girl- I'll even pay! I'll buy 'em furs! I'll buy 'em jewelry! I know they like me; Here's what I say: UNTIL: A (x02220@1) EI'm (022100@1)lonesome Cowboy Burt! (Speakin' atcha!) A (x02220@1) ECome (022100@1)smell my fringe-y shirt! (Reekin' atcha!) A (x02220@1) EMy (022100@1)cowboy pants, A (x02220@1) EMy (022100@1)cowboy dance, A (x02220@1) EMy (022100@1)bold advance, D (xx0232@1) GOn (320003@1)this here waitress . . . Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey Yodel-oh-oo-pee! E (022100@1) A(He's (x02220@1)lonesome Cowboy Burt E (022100@1) ADon'tcha (x02220@1)get his feelings hurt) D (xx0232@1) Come out in this place, A'N (x02220@1)I'll buy you a taste, E (022100@1) You can sit on my face- Where's my waitress? Key change: CBurtram, (x32010@1)Burtram redneck CBurtram, (x32010@1)Burtram redneck CI'm (x32010@1)an awful nice guy! Sweat all day in the sun! Roofer by trade, FQuite (133211@1)a bundle I've made, D (xx0232@1)I'm unionized roofin' old GSon-of-a-gun! (320003@1)(He's a unionized roofin' old Son-of-a-gun!) Then the same for the next 2 verses When I get off, I get plastered Drink till I fall onna floor, Find me some Communist bastard, 'N stomp on his face till he don't Move no more! (He stomps on his face till he don't Move no more!) I fuss, an' I cuss an' I keep on drinkin', Till my eyes puff up an' turn red! I drool on m'shirt, I see if he's hurt, Kick him again in the head, yes! D (xx0232@1) GKick (320003@1)him again in the head, boys! Then repeat 'Im lonesome Cowboy Burt' verse before finishing
