Tabbed By: Pecolatto
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It was the blackest night!
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There was no moon in sight!
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(you know the stars ain't shinin'
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'cause the sky's too tight)
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I heard the scary wind!
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I seen some ugly trees!
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There was a werewolf honkin',
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'long the side of me!
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I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I ain't no sissy)
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Got a big-titty girly by the name of 'chrissy'
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Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...
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'n this ride up the mountain of my-stery, (my-stery)
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I noticed even the crickets
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Acted weird up here
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And so I figured I might
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Just drink a little beer
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I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin' on...
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But there was no reply
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'cause she was gone!
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where's those titties I like so well,
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'n' my goddam beer!
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Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
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Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil!
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(he's about this big!)
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He had a red suit on
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An' a widow's peak
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An' then a pointed tail
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'n like a sulphur reek,
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Yes, it was him awright,
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I swear I knowed it was!
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He had some human flesh
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Stuck under-neath his claws
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You know, it looked to me
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Like it was titty skin!
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I said, you son-of-a-bitch!
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('cause I was mad at him!)
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He just got out his floss
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'n started cleanin' his fang
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So I shot him with my shooter,
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Said: bang! bang! bang!
((((Just downward strokes on this part))))
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Then the sucker just laughed 'n said: put it away!
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You know, I ate her all up...now what you
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Gonna say?
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You ate my chrissy?
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yeah! titties 'n all!
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Well what about the beer then?
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now, were the cans this tall?
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Even her boots?
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would I lie to you?
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Shit, you musta been hungry!
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yeah, this is true.
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Don't they pay you good for the
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Stuff that you do?
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well, you know, I can't com-plain when the checks come through...
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Well I want my chrissy,
Oh yeah?
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'n I want my beer
Hah!
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So you just barf it back up!
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Now, devil, do you hear?
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blow it out your ass, motor-cycle man!
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I mean, I am the devil, do you under-stand?
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Just what will you give me for your
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Titties and beer?
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I suppose you noticed this little
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Contract here...
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Yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore!
Don't call me that!
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That's about the only reason
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I learned writin' for!
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Gimme that paper! bet yer horns I'll sign!
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Because I need a beer, 'n it's titty-
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Squeezin' time!
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man, you can't fool me! you ain't that bad!
Oh yeah?
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Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that I've had!
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There was milhous nixon 'n agnew too!
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'n both of those suckers was worse 'n you!
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Let's make a deal if you think
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That's true
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I mean, you're supposed to be the devil so...whatcha
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Gonna do?
Heh?
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wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
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That you want to make a deal with me...
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that's very, very true
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I'm only inte-rested in two things
yeah?
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See if you can guess what they are
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i would think...uh...let's see, maybe stravinsky...
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i'll give you two clues. let go of your pickle
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what?
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let go of your pickle!
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i'm not holding my pickle
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well, who's hold-ing your pickle then?
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i don't know...she's out in the audience...
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Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
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My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?
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i'm only interested in two things, and that's
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Titties and beer
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You know what I mean?
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what?
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Titties and beer
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Titties and beer
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Titties and beer
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Titties and beer
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Titties and beer
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Titties and beer
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Titties and beer!
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Titties and beer!
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Titties and beer!
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Titties and beer!
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no! don't sign it! give me time to think...
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I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!
((((Up and down strokes again from now on))))
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And then the devil let go of his pickle
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And out come my girl, there was her titties
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Flop-floppin'...all around the world
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She said i got me three beers and a fistful of downs
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And I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
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Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
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That's when the devil, he farted
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And she went right over the cliff!
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The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
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I swear I do de-clare!
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How did she get back there?
