A (x02220@1)                             EWell (022100@1)you say you only watch documentaries
                                          AAnd (x02220@1)that bad cold you've got - that's the flu
                                DAnd (xx0232@1)that book that you foisted upon me
A (x02220@1)        E (022100@1)           AI'll (x02220@1)never read it, will you?
        D (xx0232@1)                   ADid (x02220@1)you play in the Garden of Eden?
         E (022100@1)                        AWere (x02220@1)the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
        D (xx0232@1)                    A'Cos (x02220@1)it seems to me you're the reason
                      E (022100@1)      AYou're (x02220@1)the reason why Paradise Lost.
                            EWas (022100@1)it you who invented the school run?
                             AAt (x02220@1)the Laboratoires Garnier, Gaul?
                                     DAnd (xx0232@1)is it you who's to stone for the motorway cone
      A (x02220@1)           E (022100@1)    ABarry (x02220@1)Venison and Davina McCall?
        D (xx0232@1)                   ADid (x02220@1)you play in the Garden of Eden?
         E (022100@1)                        AWere (x02220@1)the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
        D (xx0232@1)                    A'Cos (x02220@1)it seems to me you're the reason
                      E (022100@1)      A (x02220@1)     
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
 
Ah,regain it for me Rodney!    (instr. A E E A A D A E A)
           A (x02220@1)                         EWell (022100@1)we've both seen your personalised reg plates
                                AAnd (x02220@1)it's not the worst crime I agree
                                   DBut (xx0232@1)we both know full well that it really should spell
  A (x02220@1) E (022100@1)   AT-W-A-T (x02220@1)O-N-E.
        D (xx0232@1)                   ADid (x02220@1)you play in the Garden of Eden?
         E (022100@1)                        AWere (x02220@1)the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
        D (xx0232@1)                    A'Cos (x02220@1)it seems to me you're the reason
                      E (022100@1)      AYou're (x02220@1)the reason why Paradise Lost.
                      E (022100@1)      AYou're (x02220@1)the reason why Paradise Lost,
                      E (022100@1)      AYou're (x02220@1)the reason why Paradise Lost.