C5
I stick me big nose in
           
When I go out
            
Sealed-off car park
G5
What?s it all about?

I like an altercation with a member of staff
                      C5
?That was a ten pound note!?

C5
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
                  G5
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
C5   C5            F5
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
G5                           C5
And say that?s not how I would spell ?Hawaiian?

C5
Facebook Mum

YouTube Dad

Sea Bass, Man Bag
G5
Fifty quid to Chad

Would the congregation like to rise and sing
            C5
Hymn number 252

C5
Here come the Barmy Army
                   G5
They?re absolutely crazy
C5     C5            F5
Bart, Elvis and the baby
G5                          C5
Kill, kill, kill, stab murder and despatch.