E (022100@1)                       A (x02220@1)          F#m (244222@1)           B (x2444x@1)          
  In the town where I was born lived a man who went to work
       E (022100@1)            A (x02220@1)           E (022100@1)                          AAnd (x02220@1)he told us of his life building spaceships on forty pounds a week.
         E (022100@1)             A (x02220@1)             E (022100@1)             AAnd (x02220@1)he'd take us all for rides, and we'd do some serious drugs in
E (022100@1)          A (x02220@1)                           E (022100@1)            AOn (x02220@1)board the Enterprise Allowance we could do whatever we liked.
             E (022100@1)               AAnd (x02220@1)we could go to a Meadowlark Lemon seminar,
E (022100@1)              ABe (x02220@1)at the Tony Monopoly incident,
E (022100@1)               ASort (x02220@1)a strobe for Connie Plank, 
E (022100@1)                     A (x02220@1)      E (022100@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A (rpt instr)
Shop around with Johnny Kwango.
E (022100@1)                          AIf (x02220@1)you would come with me to Dawlish
E (022100@1)                         A (x02220@1)     E (022100@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A (rpt instr)
I'd be like Stadler's caddy for ya.
           E (022100@1)              A (x02220@1)         E (022100@1)                 AAnd (x02220@1)we'd return in time for tea and our dads would not have inklings
E (022100@1)               A (x02220@1)                     ESaid (022100@1)we'd been to organise a frisbee competition
                          A (x02220@1)With the Gypsies down the road.
E (022100@1)               AD'ya (x02220@1)wanna swap a hundred spandex overcoats
E (022100@1)            AFor (x02220@1)the mental age of a haversack
E (022100@1)                       A (x02220@1)   E (022100@1)             A (x02220@1)     E (022100@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A (rpt instr)
It's been like this since we saw PragVEC at the Melkweg.
     B (x2444x@1)                AOh (x02220@1)I doctored my edible thong with listeria
       B (x2444x@1)                    ANow (x02220@1)my only hope is that your offspring walks backwards
B (x2444x@1)         A (x02220@1)        B (x2444x@1)          AJust (x02220@1)as I expected the shopkeeper appeared
             EAnd (022100@1)then the band began to play.
                                                                
                        
                        
                        
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