(intro G C D, G C D (x2)) G C D Half past four? Half past four? You said half past ten to us G C D No dry ice? No dry ice? Hey, Jason they've got no dry ice G C D There is no way on earth they should be on after us G C D G C D (x4) Five K? Five K? They can't even play their instruments. G C D Listen squire, who d'you think sold this thing out anyway? G C D Them lot there? Them lot there? They haven't even got an album out G C D Sound man, sound man, we've got our own sound man G C D CND? CND? We're not going on after Chas'n'Dave. G C D I don't care, I don't care, hello boys, there's a change of plan. G. D You're going on after Crispy Ambulance G. D You're going on after Crispy Ambulance G. D You're going on after Crispy Ambulance G. D G C D (rpt) You're going on after Crispy Ambulance.