G (320003@1)                  D (xx0232@1)                 GDarts (320003@1)in soap operas, oh so wrong, oh so wrong
                            D (xx0232@1)                          GNo (320003@1)one's scoring and there's too much chat between easch throw
                              D (xx0232@1)                        GWorse (320003@1)than this though is when cheers are raised for the bull
                                DGranted, (xx0232@1)bull's a double and an out but I know that they don't
Am (x02210@1)       D (xx0232@1)     Am (x02210@1) D (xx0232@1)  Am (x02210@1)    D (xx0232@1)    D7Know (xx0212@1)their boards; I propose no soap darts.
G (320003@1)                  D (xx0232@1)                     GIs (320003@1)your child hyperactive or is he perhaps a twat?
                          D (xx0232@1)                       GSometimes (320003@1)I like to watch wave rage down on Fistral Beach
                        D (xx0232@1)                     GLast (320003@1)Ash Wednesday I had tantric sex and it was shit
                          DNext (xx0232@1)Ash Wednesday I might strive to lick my elbow;
Am (x02210@1)      D (xx0232@1)   Am (x02210@1)     D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1)   D (xx0232@1)    D7Strive (xx0212@1)in vain, for they say few succeed.
G (320003@1)                            DI (xx0232@1)wrote to the Horse and Hounds to gloat over whay I'd done
G (320003@1)                    DI (xx0232@1)stored their magazine in a data retrieval system
GWell (320003@1)let's face it what're they going to do?
DIt's (xx0232@1)not as if they know where I live
    G (320003@1)                    DAnd (xx0232@1)anyway I cut the caper back in 1984
G (320003@1)                DHeartbroken (xx0232@1)Matrons on joyless beds
    G (320003@1)              DFor (xx0232@1)those whose souls the iron has entered
G (320003@1)                          DAnd (xx0232@1)if I get to Heaven's gate I'll doubtless have to wait
G (320003@1)                         DWhile (xx0232@1)St. Peter investigates the inevitable asterisk
    G (320003@1)                          DThe (xx0232@1)inside of a Halex Three Star table-tennis ball
G (320003@1)                      D (xx0232@1)             GSmells (320003@1)much like you'd expect it to.
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