A5 E5 You may have to rescue me from limestone quarries frequently D5 A5 E5 Those corporate stunt shows you attend - you'll never get asked back again. A5 E5 Say, hello spinal curvature get used to the mirthless furniture D5 A5 E5 Now we've kissed I've written this list I thought you ought to know. A5 E5 Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries D5 A5 E5 Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries. A5 Well I'll not sit backwards on the train E5 I can't say I'll always flush the chain D5 A5 E5 And what I call pleasure you may call pain - I'm talking five day tests. A5 E5 Prepare to lose your dignity as I ride to victory D5 A5 E5 Down the aisles at Tesco wearing nothing much at all. Bb5 G5 C5 D5 Ancient pack horse bridges we'll avoid Eb5 C5 D5 Marajuana bores must be destroyed. A5 E5 Bin men, thin men, lexicographers, squid yes not so octopus D5 A5 E5 Egg sandwiches on coach trips in June - I simply won't be there. A5 E5 No way joke shop excrement, don't say the lightshow's excellent D5 A5 E5 It makes you smell of the laboratory instead of a fan of the band. A5 E5 Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries D5 A5 E5 Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries. A5 Oh Brit Pop, turquoise, chips with apricot E5 Sheepskin noseband, kids in Aldershot D5 A5 E5 You point to finches in my yard and you ask "what's them things there?" A5 E5 Them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries D5 A5 E5 Them's the aviaries and I've been saving these things just for you A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 For you, for you, for you.
