D5                                    G5
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
A5                                       D5 D5 
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
D5
It's swell to have a stiffy
     G5         G5    E5
It's divine to own a dick
         A5
From the tiniest little tadger
       D5       A5      D5
To the world's biggest prick

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   D5                                        G5
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
A5                                    D5 A5 D5
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
     D5
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
     G5     G5      E5
Your Percy or your cock
        A5
You can wrap it up in ribbons
        D5       A5      D5
You can slip it in your sock
          C5              C#?7
But don't take it out in public
             G5         B5     E5
Or they will stick you in the dock
        A5    D5   G5    D5 G5
And you won't come back