Intro:
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Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction
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Forgive our sins forged at the pulpit with forked-tongue-selling faux sermons
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'Cause I am a new wave of gospel sharp and you'll be thy witness
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A gentlemen if you're gonna preach. For God's sake, preach with conviction
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Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
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Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it.
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No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it?
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Now don't you move.
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Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
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Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it.
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No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it?
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Now don't you move.
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Just stay where I can see you douse the light!
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We sure are in for a show tonight.
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In this little number, we're graced by two displays of character
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We've got: the gunslinger extraordinaire v. walking contradictions
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And I for one can see no blood from the hearts and the wrists you'd allegedly slit
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And I for one won't stand for this. If this scene were a parish, y'all be condemned.
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Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
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Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it.
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No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it?
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Now don't you move.
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Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
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Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it.
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No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it?
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Now don't you, don't you move.
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Stay where I can see you douse the lights.
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We sure are in for a show tonight!
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Stay where I can see you douse the lights.
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We sure are in - Stay where I can see you douse the lights.
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La la da da la la da . . .
