( Frank N Furter )

( Intro : E )

     Eb E
      How do you do, I
     F# G
      See you've met my
     Ab A
      Faithful handyman.

     Eb E G  Ab A A

     Eb E
      He's just a little brought down
     F# G
      Because when you knocked
     Ab A
      He thought you were the candyman.

     Eb E G  Ab A A

     Eb E
      Don't get strung out
     F# G
      by the way I look.
     Ab A                         Eb E
      Don't judge a book by its cover.

     Eb E
      I'm not much of a man
     F# G
      by the light of day
     Ab A                              Eb E
      But by night I'm one hell of a lover.

        E          B
      I'm just a sweet transvestite
            A                      E    Eb E
      From Transexual, Transylvania.

     Eb E
      Let me show you around
     F# G
      Maybe play you a sound.
     Ab A                                Eb E
      You look like you're both pretty groovy.

     Eb E
      Or if you want something visual
     F# G
      That's not too abysmal,
     Ab A                          Eb  E
      We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

     Eb E
      I'm glad we caught you at home,
     F# G
      Could we use your phone?
     Ab A                              Eb E
      We're both in a bit of a hurry.    Right.

     Eb E
      We'll just say where we are,
     F# G
      Then go back into the car.
     Ab A                             Eb  E
      We don't want to be any worry.

     Eb E
      Well you got with a flat,
     F# G
      Well, how 'bout that?
     Ab A                      Eb E
      Well, babies, don't you panic.

     Eb E
      By the light of the night
     F# G
      It'll all seem alright.
     Ab A                     Eb E
      I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

      E          B
      I'm just a sweet transvestite
          A                      E    Eb E
      From Transexual, Transylvania.

     Eb E
      Why don't you stay for the night?  Night.
     F# G
      Or maybe a bite?  Bite.
     Ab A                            Eb E
      I could show you my favourite ... obsession.

     Eb E
      I've been making a man
     F# G
      With blond hair and a tan
     Ab A                             Eb E
      And he's good for relieving my ... tension

      E          B
      I'm just a sweet transvestite
          A                      E    Eb E
      From Transexual, Transylvania.        HIT IT! HIT IT!
      E          B
      I'm just a sweet transvestite, Sweet transvestite
          A                      E    Eb E
      From Transexual, Transylvania.

      E      (with a slide!)

                         E
      So - come up to the lab,
                            G
      And see what's on the slab.
                               N.C.
      I see you shiver with antici ...
                E
      ... pation.

                     E
      But maybe the rain
                         G
      Isn't really to blame.
                              A
      So I'll remove the cause.
                                  E
      (chuckles) But not the symptom.