G5 Bb5 C5 F5
My girlfriend don?t love me no more
G5 Bb5 C5 F5
Im trying my best but she wants more
Bb5 C5
She says, why can?t you be like that guy on TV,
Bb5 F(stop)
Who calls himself naked but wears a skivvy.
G5 Bb5 C5 F5
I decided to make her some food,
G5 Bb5 C5 F5
So I stood at the stove in the nude
Bb5 C5
But then I found out, why hes not tackle out
Bb5 C5
Why hes not in the buff, while hes cooking his stuff
F (let it ring)
I discovered a whole new meaning to FAT FIRE!
G5 C5 D5
Im trying so hard to impress her
G5 C5 D5
But in the kitchen im making a mess-a
G5 F5 E5
My pastas a huge disaster
G5 F5 E5
Shes not in a hurry to eat my curry,
D (let it ring)
And my soup spelt backwards is poos?
C5 G5
Ive got a new recipe
A5
And maybe if he uses it she?ll love me
G5 C5 F5
Oh postie, please deliver,
G5 C5 F5
My sandwich to Jamie Oliver
G5 F5 E5
It would be the best gift I could give her
D (let it ring) G
If my sultana sandwich made it on the naked chef
G5 Bb5 C5 F5 (play this twice)
G5 Bb5 C5 F5
I can just see him now on his show
G5 Bb5 C5 F5
Between washing his car and riding his moped
Bb5 C5
In his beautiful flat, and his trendy speech impediment
D (let it ring)
Does he ever have time to cook?
G5 Bb5 C5 F5
(mocking Jamie?s voice)
Well what weve got now is recipe sent in from merrick, yeah merrick yeah.
It?s a sultana sandwich, ya know, it?s a bit wierd, bit like me, im a bit weird
Im a bit out on the edge, bit cool, ya know,
Im young old people don?t really get me ya know cos im fantastic. Yeah im bloody great.
G5 C5 F5
Oh postie, please deliver,
G5 C5 F5
My sandwich to Jamie Oliver
G5 F5 E5
It would be the best gift I could give her
D (let it ring) G
If my sultana sandwich made it on the naked chef
F (let it ring)
Girls get Jamie Oliver,
G (keep on quickly strumming) and?.stop. hahaha
And we get two fat ladies
With the improve bit im not quite sure what they say, Merrick or America or sumthing.
it out yourselves. If u need help pm me.
