From the masterpiece Running With Scissors:


BI'm (x2444x@1)drivin' a truck
E (022100@1)               BDrivin' (x2444x@1)a big ol' truck
B (x2444x@1)                        F# (244322@1)             F#7Pedal (242352@1)to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck
B (x2444x@1)                        E (022100@1)              C#Rollin' (x43121@1)down the highway until the break of dawn
B (x2444x@1)                     F# (244322@1)       BDrivin' (x2444x@1)a truck with my high heels on
BMy (x2444x@1)diesel rig is northward bound
     EIt's (022100@1)time to put that hammer down
     B (x2444x@1)                             F# (244322@1)  F#7Just (242352@1)watchin' as the miles go flyin' by
    BI'm (x2444x@1)ridin' twenty tons of steel
    EBut (022100@1)it's sure hard to hold the wheel
      B (x2444x@1)               F# (244322@1)            BWhile (x2444x@1)I'm still waiting for my nails to dry
      G#m (133111@4)        EOh, (022100@1)I always gotta check my lipstick
Bin (x2444x@1)that rear view mirror
       C# (x43121@1)                        F# (244322@1)  F#7And (242352@1)my pink angora sweater fits so tight
    BI'm (x2444x@1)jammin' gears and haulin' freight
      E (022100@1)            C#Well, (x43121@1)I sure hope my seams are straight
      B (x2444x@1)              F# (244322@1)       BLord, (x2444x@1)don't let my mascara run tonight
BBecause (x2444x@1)I'm drivin' a truck
E (022100@1)               BDrivin' (x2444x@1)a big ol' truck
B (x2444x@1)                        F# (244322@1)          F#7Smokey's (242352@1)on my tail and my accelerator's stuck
          BGot (x2444x@1)these eighteen wheels-a-rollin'
  E (022100@1)              C#until (x43121@1)the break of dawn
B (x2444x@1)                     F# (244322@1)       BDrivin' (x2444x@1)a truck with my high heels on

(GUITAR SOLO)
B (x2444x@1)    E (022100@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B      F# (244322@1)F#7 (242352@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B      E (022100@1)C# (x43121@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B   F# (244322@1) B (x2444x@1)
      G#m (133111@4)              EOh, (022100@1)I don't mind when my crotchless panties
Bcreep (x2444x@1)right up on me
       C# (x43121@1)                             F# (244322@1)  F#7And (242352@1)my nipple rings don't bother me too much
    BBut (x2444x@1)when I hit those big speed bumps
   E (022100@1)            C#My (x43121@1)darling little rhinestone pumps
     B (x2444x@1)              F# (244322@1)          BKeep (x2444x@1)slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch
BBut (x2444x@1)still I'm drivin' a truck
E (022100@1)               BDrivin' (x2444x@1)a big ol' truck
B (x2444x@1)                               F# (244322@1)             F#7Headin' (242352@1)down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck
B (x2444x@1)                       E (022100@1)            C#Wearin' (x43121@1)feather boas with sequins and chiffon
          B (x2444x@1)                     F# (244322@1)       BWhile (x2444x@1)I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on

(Key Change)
    C#I'm (x43121@1)drivin' a truck
F# (244322@1)      C#Drivin' (x43121@1)a truck
C# (x43121@1)                         G# (xx1114@1)             G#7Got (xx1112@1)a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
        C# (x43121@1)                         F# (244322@1)          D#And (x43121@3)I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon
           C# (x43121@1)                    G# (xx1114@1) G# (xx1114@1)  C#So (x43121@1)I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on
C# (x43121@1)name="chord_244322@1">F#         C#My (x43121@1)high heels on!