G Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass D Em And there's no way you're gonna slow it down C G You say we gotta treasure each moment D B Who knows how long we're gonna be around C G Yeah you keep on telling me life is short B C And it's hard to disagree with what you say G D But if time is so precious, why ya wasting mine C Cause I'm always reading, Always deleting C D Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way G Every stupid hoax D All those corny jokes C D Stop forwarding that crap to me G D Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns C D Stop forwarding that crap to me Em Bm No it isn't ok if you brighten my day C D With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry G D And I didn't request a personality test C D Stop forwarding - that crap to me G - D - C - D Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh... D G You're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments D Em to every single person you know C G You're passing round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube D B That everybody else already saw three years ago C G And wacky badly Photoshopped billboards B C were never that amusing to me G D And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends C But I have high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes C D And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly G D No I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul C D Stop forwarding that crap to me G D Send more top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists C D Please stop forwarding that crap to me Em Bm Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant C D And I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe G D Won't you kindly refrain, cause it's hurting my brain C Stop forwarding... that crap to me Am D Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat Am D Now tell me in what alternate reality would I care about something like that? Em And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin Bm Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong C And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing A And I highly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me A If I don't pass your letter along... A G Well now I know you're wishing D I'll sign your petition C D But stop forwarding that crap to me G And I don't want to read your series D Of conspiracy theories C D Just stop forwarding that crap to me Em And your two million loser friends Bm All have my address now C D Cause you never figured out the way to BCC G Now I gotta insist Em Take me off of your list C D G Stop forwarding-- that crap to me G G - G/F# Stop forwarding that crap to me Em Em - Em/D Stop forwarding that crap to me C D Stop forwarding that crap to me (repeats) C - D - G Ahhhhhhh....
