Dare To Be Stupid ? ?Weird Al? Yankovic (Devo)

Intro/riff: 
    E E D E x3                  D D# B D D# B D# D
e---------------------------------------------------------
B---------------------------------------------------------
G---------------------------------------------------------
D---9-9-7/9--9-9-7/9--9-9-7/9-----------------------------
A---7-7-5/7--7-7-5/7--7-7-5/7-----------------------------
E-------------------------------10-9-7-10-9-7-9-10--------

Lick:
e---------------------------------------------------------
B---------------------------------------------------------
G---------------------------------------------------------
D---------------------------------5-555-3-5-5-5-----------
A------------------5-555-3-5-5-5--------------------------
E---5-555-3-5-5-5-----------------------------------------


E
Put down your chainsaw and listen to me 
D
It's time for us to join in the fight 
E
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys 
D                             E
It's time to let the bedbugs bite 

           E
You better put all your eggs in one basket 
           D
You better count your chickens before they hatch 
           E
You better sell some wine before it's time 
           D                           E
You better find yourself an itch to scratch 

D                           E                    D                   E
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around 
D                                     E
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan 


E
Talk with your mouth full 
D
Bite the hand that feeds you 
E
Bite on more than you chew 
D
What can you do 
E
Dare to be stupid 

Take some wooden nickles 
Look for Mr. Goodbar 
Get your mojo working now 
I'll show you how 
You can dare to be stupid 

D                        E
You can turn the other cheek 
D                         E
You can just give up the ship 
D                       E            D              B
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip 

E
Dare to be stupid 
D            E
Come on and dare to be stupid 
D                 E
It's so easy to do 
Dare to be stupid 
D                        E
We're all waiting for you 
Let's go 

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill 
So can I have a volunteer 
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk 
Now it's time for crying in your beer 

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA 
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet 
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away 
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid 

It's like spitting on a fish 
It's like barking up a tree 
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free 

Dare to be stupid (yes) 
Why don't you dare to be stupid 
It's so easy to do 
Dare to be stupid 
We're all waiting for you 
Dare to be stupid 

Burn your candle at both ends 
Look a gift horse in the mouth 
Mashed potatoes can be your friends 


You can be a coffee achiever 
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver 
The future's up to you 
So what you gonna do 

Dare to be stupid (repeat to end)

---Tabbed by: carlstrom----
Play E on 7th fret on the A string
Courier New 9pt
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