From the album Running With Scissors (1999)

    B                E                 B
I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a big ol' truck
B                           F#               F#7
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck
B                          E                C#7
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn
B                       F#         B
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on
   B
My diesel rig is northward bound
     E
It's time to put that hammer down
     B                               F#       F#7
Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by
    B
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel
    E
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
      B                 F#              B
While I'm still waiting for my nails to dry

[F#/Bb]  Abm          E                 B
 Oh, I   always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirr'r
       C#7                         F#       F#7
and my pink angora sweater fits so tight
    B
I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight
      E              C#7
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
      B               F#         B       F#
Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight
            B                E                 B
Because I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a big ol' truck
B                           F#            F#7
Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck
          B                           E                C#7
Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' until the break of dawn
B                       F#         B
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on

B        E        B        F#    F#7

B        E     C#7     B    F#    B


[F#/Bb]   Abm                E                  B
 Oh, I    don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
       C#7                              F#       F#7
and my nipple rings don't bother me too much
    B
But when I hit those big speed bumps
   E              C#7
My darling little rhinestone pumps
     B                F#            B       F#
Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch
              B                E                 B
But still I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a big ol' truck
B                                 F#               F#7
Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck
B                         E              C#7
Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon while
    B                       F#         B    Ab
I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on
    C#               F#        C#
I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a truck
C#                           Ab               Ab7
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
        C#                           F#           Eb7
And I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon
           C#                      tacet   Ab   tacet   Ab
So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high    .    heels   .
C#          F#         C#          Ab C#
on . . . my high heels on! . . . .