Tabbed by: mntlinstituteflr (Patrick Cason) A5 capella *** I took her with me to the Christmas office party ? mistake A5 capella *** She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage A5 capella *** Bro, I'm so ashamed F5 G5 I never heard such shit in all my life F5 G5 D5 E5 I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife E5 But you blew my hopes sky-high A5 The bitch went nuts C5 Started talking 'bout politics G5 In front of all my bosses D5 Bullshit from the internet A5 The bitch went nuts C5 I'll never be a partner at this rate G5 D5 Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date F5 F5 F5 Oh no! F5 G5 F5 F5 F5 Oh no, no! F5 F5 Oh! (Solo over A5 ) A5 capella *** (Trill over A5 ) It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her A5 capella *** (Trill over A5 ) When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer F5 G5 She called us bigots with her fist in the air F5 G5 D5 E5 And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair E5 Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole A5 The bitch went nuts C5 Started talking about vegetables G5 To the wives of my coworkers D5 Yeah, cruelty to animals A5 C5 She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter G5 D5 But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter F5 F5 F5 Oh no! F5 G5 F5 F5 F5 Oh no, no! F5 F5 F5 G5 Oh, no no! F5 F5 Oh, no no! A5 G5 D5 Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M. C5 G5 Instead of telling your conspiracy theories D5 To all my bosses E5 And all my friends? A5 The bitch went nuts (Nuts!) C5 Started putting down the Christians G5 And all about what the white man D5 Did to the Indians A5 C5 How could I know that she never done blow before? G5 She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!" D5 Then she puked on Franklin's floor (Solo on A5 / C5 / G5 / D5 chords) Oh no! F5 F5 F5 Oh no! F5 G5 F5 F5 F5 Oh no, no! F5 F5 F5 G5 Oh, no no! F5 F5 Oh, no no!
