WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

By Frank Zappa

Album: Joe's Garage Act I

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Intro:

Am  AmM7  Am7  D9  (2X)


Am          G           F        F   G
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Am          G           F        F   G
Why does it hurt when I pee?
  E             F                  G         E
I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me!
Am          G           D                 Dsus4   D
Why does it hurt when I pee?


I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!
I got it from the toilet seat


My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh, God, I probably got the Ghon-ca-ca-ca-cas!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas


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