EWell. (022100@1)I told her that I thought life's too short

And we really should go for a ride;

Paul's just phoned - the war's postponed

So come on I've got the Plymouth outside.
    AThe (x02220@1)sky's a bit dull but the fridge is full

Things could be a lot worse -
     EIt's (022100@1)not like you've been captured by Barbary corsairs,
        B7 (x21202@1)                       AI (x02220@1)said "let's head Winchester way" she said "been yeaterday"
E27 (022100@1)yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile.

EFired (022100@1)by wine she was almost mine

'Til a fight broke out in the bar;

Third Rate Les in his Burberry fez

Had gone just a little too far,
ANailing (x02220@1)down his baling wire to the laminate floor
   EHe (022100@1)sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore,
        B7 (x21202@1)                           AI (x02220@1)said "would you like to go the zoo?" she said "yeah, but not with you"
E27 (022100@1)yards of dental floss but she still won't give me a smile.

B7 (x21202@1)               A (x02220@1)I'm King Euphoria, she's Queen Victoria
E27 (022100@1)yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile
    B7 (x21202@1)                        AI'm (x02220@1)clowning by the Serpentine, she's still drinking turpentine
EWill (022100@1)she ever shine a light on me?