Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit http://www.hmhb.co.uk/
Track: Asparagus Next Left
Album: Achtung Bono
Tabber: Woodshed
INTRO
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A|--0--0-0-5--5--2-3-2-3-2------|----0--0-0-5-5-5--2-------------------|
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A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Ge|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| (320003@1)B|------------------------------|--------------------------------------|
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A|--0--0-0-5--5--2-3-2-3-2------|----0--0-0-5-5-5----------------------|
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A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) GWe've (320003@1)just been performing a guerilla gig
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) GIn (320003@1)the middle of another group's guerilla gig
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) GWell, (320003@1)surely that's the ultimate guerilla gig
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) GBut (320003@1)still they cried like girls
C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) GRoad (320003@1)signs on our country lanes may
G (320003@1) DNot (xx0232@1)be what they seem
C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) GAsparagus (320003@1)next left who says
G (320003@1) D"I've (xx0232@1)been up stream"
C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) B (x2444x@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A GGoing (320003@1)down there for plum tomatoes
G (320003@1) DIt's (xx0232@1)not a good idea
CFor (x32010@1)'horse manure 200 yards' read
D'Bottomless (xx0232@1)perdition'
Riff A
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) GWhen (320003@1)the club versus country dispute arose
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) GSmall (320003@1)children were trampled in the exodus
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) GWe (320003@1)all knew someone at primary school
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) GWho (320003@1)had a really powerful magnet
C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) B (x2444x@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A GNew (320003@1)potatoes this a way an
G (320003@1) DArrow (xx0232@1)points innocently
C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) GDirt (320003@1)track to a darker place that's
G (320003@1) DWhat (xx0232@1)it says to me
C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1)GLast (320003@1)chance for hanging baskets
G (320003@1) DThere (xx0232@1)even giving you clues
CFresh (x32010@1)broad-beans and aubergines
DEuphemisms, (xx0232@1)Audrey, euphemisms
GUITAR SOLO
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G (320003@1) Ce|---------------------------------------------------------------------| (x32010@1)B|------------5---------------5------3---------------------------------|
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G (320003@1) Ce|--3--3-3-----3-3--5-3--------------3-3---5-3-------------------------| (x32010@1)B|--3--3-3-----3-3------5-3----------3-3--------5-3-----3--------------|
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G (320003@1) Ce|---3-3----3-3----3-3----3-3------3-3----3-3----3-3-3--5-3--------------| (x32010@1)B|---3-3----3-3----3-3----3-3------3-3----3-3----3-3-3-------5-3---------|
G|-------5b7----5b7---5b7-----5b7-----5b7----5b7------------------5--5---|
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Riff A
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) GWhatever (320003@1)happened to the plumber's van
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) GHumble (320003@1)amateur transit van
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) GVans (320003@1)have become ridiculous with their
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) GStrategies (320003@1)and logistics
C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A GVeer (320003@1)soon for marmalade I
G (320003@1) DDon't (xx0232@1)think so Joe
C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1)GAnd (320003@1)why are the tractors turning
G (320003@1) DWe (xx0232@1)really ought to know
C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B A (x02220@1) GSo (320003@1)stay alert minor roads
G (320003@1) DRemember (xx0232@1)Phyllis ...
COoh, (x32010@1)rhubarb let's go
D (xx0232@1) AShe's (x02220@1)still not been accounted for
