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You said you'd find me helpless on the A47
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Shouting at the passers-by that Alan Brazil
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Seems to be the singer in the Goombay Dance Band
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And now you want to put me in the ambulance
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But I don't want to go in the ambulance.
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I asked if you would like to go along to
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See the Rocky Horror Picture Show
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You said you'd love to so I murdered your family
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'Cos I hate the Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Besides I'm going browsing 'round hardware shops.
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You'll find me dying casually on the fourteenth fairway
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Trying in vain to wave a fore-ball through
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I'll understand if you should walk straight past me
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Ideally though I hope you'd call an ambulance,

Unless of course you're
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Sampling Alessi in St Neots
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Or chasing Bunty James 'round Hilton Park
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Oh, oh Lori in St Neots
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Is this me or is this dead-shot Keen?
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Hello, this is Joanie
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This plectrum once belonged to you know who
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Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your back
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Go in to town.....