Petty Sessions
Half Man Half Biscuit

CI (x32010@1)stick me big nose in
           
When I go out
            
Sealed-off car park
GWhat's (320003@1)it all about?

I like an altercation with a member of staff
                      C"That (x32010@1)was a ten pound note!"

CI (x32010@1)ring up Dial-A-Pizza
                  GI (320003@1)ring up Dial-A-Pizza
C (x32010@1) C7 (x32310@1)          FI (133211@1)ring up Dial-A-Pizza
G (320003@1)                         CAnd (x32010@1)say that's not how I would spell "Hawaiian"

CFacebook (x32010@1)Mum

YouTube Dad

Sea Bass, Man Bag
GFifty (320003@1)quid to Chad

Would the congregation like to rise and sing
            CHymn (x32010@1)number 252

CHere (x32010@1)come the Barmy Army
                   GThey're (320003@1)absolutely crazy
C (x32010@1)   C7 (x32310@1)          FBart, (133211@1)Elvis and the baby
G (320003@1)                        CKill, (x32010@1)kill, kill, stab murder and despatch.