(intro F C F C F C Bb C7)

F (133211@1)                       DmOn (xx0231@1)the bleakest day autumn could muster
     Bb (x1333x@1)                          CIn (x32010@1)a church to which they'll not return
          F (133211@1)                         DmI (xx0231@1)thought back to a time when I could trust her
     F (133211@1)             Bb (x1333x@1)        CTo (x32010@1)a time when there wasn't John Byrne.
         Gm (355333@1)                         BbAnd (x1333x@1)in a cruel twist of fate which so often
  F (133211@1)                   COccurs (x32010@1)in tales such as this
  F (133211@1)                     DmI (xx0231@1)found myself catering reception
               Bb (x1333x@1)             CAnd (x32010@1)there were urges I had to resist.
    F (133211@1)                           DmNot (xx0231@1)least 'cos John Byrne is much fitter
        F (133211@1)             Bb (x1333x@1)         C (x32010@1)   C7And (x32310@1)the straightener to him holds no fears
          F (133211@1)              A7 (x02020@1)            Dm (xx0231@1)   BbSo (x1333x@1)if the chocolate in the fountain tastes bitter
       F (133211@1)             C (x32010@1)           F (133211@1)    (as intro)
It's because it's been laced with my tears.
    F (133211@1)                     DmCelebrations (xx0231@1)were well underway when
    Bb (x1333x@1)                      CHer (x32010@1)father prayed silence and spoke
              F (133211@1)                   DmHe (xx0231@1)said "It's not like I'm losing a daughter as..."
Bb (x1333x@1)                   C(Violently (x32010@1)starting to choke).
         Gm (355333@1)                         BbAnd (x1333x@1)in a gesture which said "I'm fast fading
      F (133211@1)             CCould (x32010@1)somebody dial 999?"
   F (133211@1)                  DmHe (xx0231@1)valiantly toasted my capers
       F (133211@1)           Bb (x1333x@1)           CWith (x32010@1)a glass of what he thought was wine.
       F (133211@1)            Dm (xx0231@1)       Bb (x1333x@1)          CIt (x32010@1)was gone half past ten before folk cottoned on
   F (133211@1)            A (x02220@1)       Bb (x1333x@1)  (instr)
By which time I'd landed in Wick.
      F (133211@1)                       DmSo (xx0231@1)if what's in the fondue's to die for
         F (133211@1)        Bb (x1333x@1)        C (x32010@1)   C7It's (x32310@1)got nothing to do with the cheese
       F (133211@1)           A7 (x02020@1)            Dm (xx0231@1)   FAnd (133211@1)if what's in the punchbowl seems lethal
       Bb (x1333x@1)           C (x32010@1)         FIt's (133211@1)because it's two-thirds anti-freeze.
                                                                
                        
                        
                        
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