G5 
She showed up at my house at half past nine 
       C5 
With a low cut dress and a bottle of wine 
    D5                                  G5 
She said this'd be a night you won't forget 
 
She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood 
  C5 
I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes 
    D5                                                   G5 
She pulled out that red headed stranger, I stood up and said' 
 
(Chorus) 
 

               C5                             G5 
Don't touch my Willie, I don't know you that well 
                      D5                            G5 
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones hell or'anybody else 
                      C5                         G5 
I don't know what you heard I ain't that kinda' guy 
                       C5      D5                     G5 
Yeah so don't touch my Willie, we'll get along just fine' 
 

G5 
She said she never met a man like me in her life 
    C5 
Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night 
D5                                             G5 
I said it's nothin' personal don't take it so hard 
 
I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone 
         C5 
There's a lot of other records that you can choose from 
   D5                                         G5 
So let me make myself clear before you go to far' 
 
(repeat Chorus) 
 
(solo) 
 
(repeat Chorus) 
               C5                             G5 
Don't touch my Willie, I don't know you that well 
                      D5                            G5 
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones hell or'anybody else 
                      C5                         G5 
I don't know what you heard I ain't that kinda' guy 
                       C5      D5                     G5 
Yeah so don't touch my Willie, we'll get along just fine' 
                       C5      D5                     G5 
Keep your hands off my Willie, we'll get along just fine'