Dancin' Fool - Frank Zappa Intro : 8 bars A A7sus4 A7 Don't know much about dancin' A7sus4 A7 That's why I got this song A7sus4 D One of my legs is shorter than the other C Bb 'N' both my feet's too long E7 A 'Course now right along with 'em Dm7 G I got no natural rhythm B C# But I go dancin' every night B C# Hopin' one day I might get it right C# B F# C# B F# I'm a dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool (two times) B (6/4) I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat, But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a C# B F# C# B F# (4/4)Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool A7sus4 A7 The disco folks all dressed up A7sus4 A7 Like they's fit to kill A7sus4 D I walk on in 'n' see 'em there C Bb Gonna give them all a thrill E7 A When they see me comin' Dm7 G They all steps aside B C# They has a fit while I commit B C# My social suicide, I'm a Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool The beat goes on And I'm so wrong The beat goes on And I'm so wrong The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong I may be totally wrong, but I'm a Dancin' fool, I'm a dancin' fool Youwsa, youwsa, youwsa I got it all together now With my very own disco clothes, hey! My shirt's half open, t'show you my chains 'N' the spoon for up my nose I am really somethin' That's what you'd prob'ly say So smoke your little smoke Drink your little drink While I dance the night away I'm a Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool, (etc., etc.) I may be totally wrong, but I'm a I may be totally wrong, but I'm a I may be totally wrong, but I'm a FOOL-uh! Hey darlin'...can I buy ya a drink? Lookin' for Mister Goodbar? Here he is... Wait a minute...I've got it...You're an Italian! Hah?Yer Jewish? Love your nails...you must be a Libra... Your place or mine?