Intro: (Barre) E5 D5 (power chord) C5 G5
G5 C5 G5 (D?ne quickly)
I used to be a dead guy
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Now I'm a fuckin' Jedi
E5 D5
And I've got lots of news for you
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And I've got a long list of things to do
G5 C5 G5 (D?ne quickly)
I used to dwell on the present
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I used to be so Hesitant
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But now I've got my whole life to live
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C5 (staccato)
And I've got all my love to give to all you fuckers that I hayayate
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It's like the Gift of the Magi
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It's like the Gift of the Magi 2!
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You sold your soul to buy some tits
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I sold my soul to grow a diiiiiiick
G5 C5 G5
We've gotta get him in the van
G5 C5 G5
What if he resists?
E5 D5
Kick him in the back of the fuckin' head
E5 D5
Put him in the back of the fuckin' Vayayayan
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It's a miracle of science,
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This portrayal of violence
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It lives inside us all
E5 D5
it lives inside our hearts
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Just like a stupid fucking tape wooooorm
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Who can we blame?
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The husband divorced his wife
G5 C5 G5
after she cut her hair
E5 D5
because she was way less fuckable
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And that's just unforgiveable
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Moved into a condo
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and hung out by the POOOL
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He never wore a bathing suit
E5 D5
Because he wanted scope out the talent
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If god doesn't like ugly
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He does't like anybody
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Fuck god anyway
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He's osbsolete
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My god thinks my jokes are funny
Intro
There is no one to blame
People are just fuckin' mean
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