Tuning: standard

Intro/Trombone solo:  C5    A5   F5   G5   F5 G5  C5 C5 A5  F5 G5  C5 A5 C5   C5 A5 C5   
(listen to song for timing, its kinda hard to describe) 

C5                      A5                  F5                        G5
I've had a bad day, I am ashamed, And I'm afraid
        F5      G5               C5   C5 A5    F5    G5     C5   A5 C5  C5  A5 C5
And I am drained of what was named self-respect


C5
If the bridge that I was driving over
A5                                                  F5
Collapsed while I was driving over it
                                      G5
That may not be such a bad thing

F5                                      G5
I would finally meet my maker
             C5          C5  A5
I could meet the great   creator
             F5                      G5                             C5   A5  C5   C5  A5  C5
And I'd punch him for teaching me how to sing


C5
And my body would be at the bottom
A5
Of a lake in West Virginia
      F5                                                      G5
Instead of the bottom of this bottle that I drink


           F5                        G5
I don't have a drinking problem
          C5         C5    A5
Don't have a drinking solution
F5                    G5                       C5  A5  C5  C5  A5  C5
I don't think I ever learned to think


C5
And no one knows
               A5
What it's like to be
F5                        G5
Anybody but themselves
F5    G5
No one
C5   C5  A5
No-o one
F5    G5           C5  A5  C5   C5  A5  C5
No-o one else 

(Thank you)