Tabbed by: Oliver Skorna

Tuning: normal

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G5
You won't sleep on your tummy
D5
You won't sleep on your back
Em7(1)                            C5
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
G(1)
We share some hands and fingers
D5
And yet the feeling lingers
Em7(2)                           
We're just about as different as
G(2)         D7add9 (like the last measure of the intro)
anyone could be

G5
You like plotting a garden 
D5
and I like plotting to kill
Em7(1)
You think that you should rule the world
C5
I think books are a thrill!
G(1)
Sipping tea by the fires swell
D5
Pushing people in is fun as well
Em7(2)
I like folding all my ties
G5                     D79
And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise

G5
I guess it's plain to see
D5
when you look at you and me
Em7(1)
we're different
C5
different as can
G(1)
be. It's plain to see
D5
when you look at you and me
Em7(1)
we're different
C5
different as can 
G5                    D79
be


G5
Youre a sissy, a twat a girl!
D5
Im the darkest of lords!
Em7(1)
Im the brightest professor here
C5
I've won several awards
G(1)
My new world is about to unfold
D5
You got beat by a two year old
Em7(2)
I'll kill him this time through and through
G5                       D79
Or you might just give him another tattoo

G5
You really must agree
D5
when you look at you and me
Em7(1)
were different
C5
different as can-
G(1)
Ill rise again and Ill
D5
rule the world. But
Em7(1)
you must help me re-
C5
new
G(1)
For when our plan succeeds - Prevails!
D5
Part of that world goes to you
Em7(1)
When I rule the world I'll plant 
C5
flowers
G(1)
When I rule the world I'll have 
D5
snakes
Em7(1)
And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,
C5
a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!

G5
I guess it's plain to see
D5
when you look at you and me
Em7(1)
we're different
C5
different as can
G(1)
be. It's plain to see
D5
when you look at you and me
Em7(1)
we're different
C5
different as can 
G5            
be