G5                           C5 
I've got a snapshot of your Aunt Maureen
G5                C5
She's ninety and you're a teen
F5             C5          
I'm trying to cheer you up
G5           C5     G5           C5
Don't be so mean, don't be so mean

G5                      C5
Crach, bam , now you're looking good
G5                   C5
Tip Top, now you're feeling good
F5                      C5
Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen
G5              C5     G5             C5
Don't you feel good, don't you feel good

Chorus:
C5                                     F5
Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see in magazines
C5                                     F5
Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see on T.V. screens
Bb5              Eb5
Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens
           Bb5                   F5                 C5 
Wake up to music and say you're too sick to go to work

Soon, you will lose all your zits
Tight sweaters no longer fit
Jetsetters will make their pitch
I told you so, I told you so

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               Bb5                F5                 C5
Don't eat that ice cream it is vanilla, give it to me
Don't eat that pastry what's in the middle, give it to me
Don't eat that burger has it got mayonnaise, give it to me
Keep that mystique up and wear a "D" cup no matter what
Don't eat no curry before a very important date

Do I look so knowing and old and wise
Maybe it's those Dacron ties
How come you keep asking me
For Tips For Teens, for Tips For Teens

Crach, bam , now you're looking good
Tip Top, now you're feeling good
Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen
Don't you feel good, don't you feel good

Chorus






by: Jos? Duarte