A5 G5 F5 E5 Do not feed doughnuts to your obese children A5 G5 F5 E5 You will regret it when they?re in their teens A5 G5 F5 E5 Maccas might shut them up now that they?re seven F5 But they won?t forgive you, when E5 A5 They?re getting picked last for PE B5 Don?t you see? A5 Boombalata motherfucker D5 D5 Have you noticed that your kids are fat? A5 D5 What are you going to do about that? A5 What are you going to do? A5 D5 So you telling me that your family A5 D5 Has a history of obesity A5 D5 You got a polycystic ovary A5 D5 It?s just the way that God made me A5 D5 It?s unlikely, statistically A5 To be a physical thing D5 But either way it don?t explain why you A5 Are in the cue at Burger King A5 D5 You can blame it on biology A5 D5 You can blame your physiology A5 D5 You can point to genealogy A5 D5 And your social anthropology A5 D5 You can say you are an ectomorph A5 D5 That you just can?t get the kilos off B5 Well you can be what you wanna be E5 But stop feeding that boy KFC F5 He weighs 40 kilos and he?s only three B5 E5 He looks like a clean-shaven Pavarotti F5 C5 Switching to Diet Coke is not the way back G5 Boombalata kiddie-stuffer D5 Your kid?s a fat, have you noticed that? A5 F5 G5 And you oughta be ashamed A5 F5 G5 For you only have yourself to blame. F5 C5 Your 5 year old princess in her size 14 tutu G5 D5 E5 Only eats pizza like that because you do C5 Will be dead of a heart attack G5 C5 G5 Before your grandchildren are ten C5 Perhaps you?ll consider G5 C5 G5 A cut-back on extra fries then A5 Boombalata kiddie-stuffer D5 D5 Have you noticed that your kids are fat? A5 D5 What are you going to do about that? A5 What are you going to do? A5 D5 So you telling me that your family A5 D5 Has a history of obesity A5 D5 You got a polycystic ovary A5 D5 It?s just the way that God made me A5 D5 But ? and in your case A5 D5 There?s a reasonably big butt A5 D5 Do you think it?s an appropriate treat A5 D5 The all-you-can-eat at Pizza Hut? A5 D5 There?s no excuse you silly goose A5 D5 For a child with a caboose A5 D5 Like a moose who?s eaten too much mousse A5 D5 It?s tantamount to child abuse A5 D5 Kick them off the fucking couch A5 D5 Unplug the Playstation A5 D5 Send them down to the park A5 D5 If they don?t wanna go, make ?em A5 D5 Tell them they have to jog A5 D5 Until their jogging shorts fit?em A5 D5 If they hesitate, ask firmly A5 If they still resist, hit?em F5 C5 Is this what you want for your little girl and guy? G5 D5 These chips off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of your eye? F5 C5 Six packs of kit cats are not the way back G5 Boombalata Kiddie-Stuffer D5 Your kids are fat, did ya notice that? A5 F5 G5 And you, you ought to be ashamed A5 F5 G5 For you have only got yourself to blame F5 C5 Your 6 year old miniature Jabba the Hut G5 D5 Eating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut C5 He'll be dead of an aneurysm G5 C5 G5 Before his own children ism ten C5 Perhaps you?ll consider G5 C5 G5 A cut-back on Taco Bell then C5 Perhaps you?ll consider G5 C5 A cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts G5 And Popcorn in bucket-sized boxes C5 G5 And microwave pizza or drive through McDonalds C5 G5 For weeknightly dinners in front of the TV C5 G5 And notes to the phys-ed instructor saying C5 G5 Timmy has asthma but he really just gets short of breath C5 G5 Cos he?s 35 kilos above the ideal weight C5 G5 C5 Of 35 kilos for a nine year old boy
