Tabbed by: Luke (Noa)


Tuning: eBGDAE (standard tuning)

Strumming patterns:
D=down
u=up
WOW! AMAZING!!!

D strumming pattern in verses

    D5  D5  u  D5  D5  u  D5  D5  u  D5  D5  u
e | --2--2--0--2--2--0--2--2--0--2--2--0-- | 
B | --3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-- | 
G | --2--2--0--2--2--0--2--2--0--2--2--0-- | 
D | -------------------------------------- | 
A | -------------------------------------- | 
E | -------------------------------------- | 

A strumming pattern in verses
    D5  D5  u  D5  D5  u  D5  D5  u  D5  D5  u
e | -------------------------------------- | 
B | --2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2-- | 
G | --2--2--0--2--2--0--2--2--0--2--2--0-- | 
D | --2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2-- | 
A | -------------------------------------- | 
E | -------------------------------------- | 

A to Am for last line in verse
    all downward strums
e | ------------------------------------ | 
B | --2--2--2--2--1------2--2--2--2--1-- | 
G | --2--2--2--2--2------2--2--2--2--2-- | 
D | --2--2--2--2--2------2--2--2--2--2-- | 
A | ------------------------------------ | 
E | ------------------------------------ | 

Strumming pattern for chorus/outro
ddududud


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Verse 1
come in with strumming pattern \/here
                               D5
Your love for me is not debatable
                               A5
Your sexual appetite?s insatiable
                             D5
You never ever make me waitable
             A5          A5      A5      A5
Delectable, inflatable you.

                                  D5
You don?t have problems with your weight at all
                            A5
You never steal food off my plate at all
                      D5
I never have to masturbate at all
             A5          A5      A5      A5
Unstoppable, inflatable you.

                       D5
You never seem to menstruate at all
                             A5
So you?re not angry when I?m late at all
                       D5
I feel permanently felatable
            A5          A5      A5      A5
Unpoppable, inflatable you.

Chorus 1
     G5                                   D5
With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
G5                                                   D5
With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day
        G5                                       D5
In this ocean of life I?m never afraid we might drown
A5                           E5
We could just float forever whatever the weather
A5                     A5        A5
Whenever my inflatable lover?s around.

Verse 2
Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
You always do what you are toldable
And if we argue you just foldable
Controllable consolable you.

My mates all reckon you are suitable
I took you ?round to watch the footable
And Steve and Gary said you?re rootable
Commutable, refutable you.

You?re never sensitive or tickley
When I rub you my skin goes prickerly
It?s know an static electricity
Felicity when I?m kissing you.

Chorus 2
Your skin is so smooth ? I couldn?t afford you with hair
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
Your problems are simple, I don?t need my Masters in Psych
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.

Verse 3
You never wake up when I snore at all
A trait which I find quite adorable
You have a box and you are storable
Ignorable, back-doorable you.

Any sexual position?s feasible
Although you don?t bend at the knees at all
Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
Increasable, un-creasable you.

You don?t complain about my hairy back
Or ?bout the inches that downstairs I lack
You?re not disgusted by my furry crack
Burt Bacharach, Jack Kerouac ooo.

Now birth control is not an issue
I clean it all up with a tissue
I bet my jealous friend all wish you
Were insatiably inflatably theirs.

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//Solo done roughly from memory.                             //
//Just mess around with those rough notes and chuck in some  //
//bends as it goes out of tune further in.                   //
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Solo                         x2
e | ---------------------------- |   | --------------------------------- | 
B | ---------------------------- |   | --------------------------------- | 
G | --(b9)8-6-6----8--8--6--5--4-- |   | -----4--4--5----(b9)-8------(b9)-8-- | 
D | ---------------------------- |   | --------------------------------- | 
A | ---------------------------- |   | --------------------------------- | 
E | ---------------------------- |   | --------------------------------- | 

Second guitar or Bass line during solo
e | --------------------------- | 
B | --------------------------- | 
G | --------------------------- | 
D | --------------------------- | 
A | --------------------------- | 
E | --1--4--8-6-8--6--4--3--0-- | 

Outro
A5
Don?t let me down.
A5
Don?t let me down.
A5
Don?t let me down.
A5 A5 A5    A5  A5       E5   A5 E5
And I won?t let you      dow-ow-own. 


 |  /  slide up
 |  \  slide down
 B  hammer-on
 |  p  pull-off
 |  ~  vibrato
 |  +  harmonic
 |  x  Mute note