I hope someone better than me can improve this. The C -> B on "journal-oust" is very rough and needs improvement. I think the C#m with the decending root sounds right, but I'm not sure. Transcribing piano tunes on guitar is hard :( asbestos_man_@hotmail.com Song For Phil Daoust by Tim Minchin E (022100@1) AbThis (xx1114@1)is a song for Phil Daoust: A (x02220@1) C (x32010@1) Boccasional (x2444x@1)Guardian Newspaper journal-oust. E (022100@1) AbI (xx1114@1)never ever ever mentioned your name, A (x02220@1) Bor (x2444x@1)the review that you wrote, when I was new to this game. C#m (x13321@4) C#m/C But now the time has come, C#m/B C#m/Bb I think I've dealt with my feelings at last. F#mI (244222@1)really wanna forgive ya Phil, B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1)Byeah (x2444x@1)I wanna put the past in the past-a E (022100@1) AbOh (xx1114@1)and as this is such a big tour, A (x02220@1) C (x32010@1) B (x2444x@1)I thought I outta take the opportunity. E (022100@1) Ab'Cause (xx1114@1)there's a pretty good chance somebody out there will know you, A (x02220@1) BMaybe (x2444x@1)they would pass on a message for me. C#m (x13321@4) C#m/C C#m/B C#m/Bb Just wanna say, Phil Daoust, occasional Guardian Newspaper journal-oust, F#mThat (244222@1)it's been three years since you wrote it, Abmand (133111@4)time is very healing. ABut (x02220@1)I still wanna cut big chunks of flesh out of your stupid face Band (x2444x@1)make your children watch while I force you to eat them. A (x02220@1) BYeah (x2444x@1)I wanna make your children watch you eat your own face-meat. E (022100@1) BDing (x2444x@1)Dang Ding Dang Dong, C#m (x13321@4) AbmThis (133111@4)is my Phil Doust Song, A (x02220@1) EEverybody (022100@1)sing along, ALa (x02220@1)la la la la la la, B (x2444x@1) EI (022100@1)hope one of your family' members dies. BPhil, (x2444x@1)Ding Dang Dong. C#m (x13321@4) AbmI've (133111@4)written you this special song, A (x02220@1) Eto (022100@1)help you get the attention - A (x02220@1) Byou (x2444x@1)obviously, desperately lack. And I know that you're a smart man, and with such a fine mind, I guess it has to be hard- To resist throwing narcissistic, intellectual tantrums in the supermarket isles of your self-regard. Just wanna say, Phil Daoust, I know it must be really hard to be a journal-oust. While a deadlines always looming, and the pressure to be entertaining. So maybe you should quit and get a job that you'd be better at - like killing yourself, you fucking cunt. Ding Dang Ding Dang Dong, This is my Phil Doust Song, Everybody sing along, Tra la la la la la la, I hope something you love catches on fire. Phil, Ding Dang Dong. I've written you this special song, to show how far I've come along - in my efforts to be more mature in the face of negative feedback. You fucking poo-face.