E5 Well. I told her that I thought life's too short And we really should go for a ride; Paul's just phoned - the war's postponed So come on I've got the Plymouth outside. A5 The sky's a bit dull but the fridge is full Things could be a lot worse - E5 It's not like you've been captured by Barbary corsairs, B5 A5 I said "let's head Winchester way" she said "been yeaterday" E5 27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile. E5 Fired by wine she was almost mine 'Til a fight broke out in the bar; Third Rate Les in his Burberry fez Had gone just a little too far, A5 Nailing down his baling wire to the laminate floor E5 He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore, B5 A5 I said "would you like to go the zoo?" she said "yeah, but not with you" E5 27 yards of dental floss but she still won't give me a smile. B5 A5 I'm King Euphoria, she's Queen Victoria E5 27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile B5 A5 I'm clowning by the Serpentine, she's still drinking turpentine E5 Will she ever shine a light on me?