C          C4             C           C4
Bubble perm , ever since your bubble perm
                 C    C4              C        C4
I've gone ex-directory, just in case you need me.
C           C4             C            C4
Swivel chair, in your leather swivel chair
                  C         C4             C         C4
You can turn your back on me; leave me in the out tray.

          C               F    
She's the main man in the office in the city
        G                               C
And she treats me like I'm just another lackey
                               F
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
       G                        C
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

C        C4                 C      C4
Executive, think you're all executive
                   C           C4        C       C4
But I can still upset you with Millican and Nesbitt.
C     C4               C      C4
Acumen, loads of business acumen
              C          C4              C          C4
But can you remember when you would die for Flintlock?

C        F      G         C
Mary, oh Mary - quite ordinary
            F           G            C
Tell me how does your C D Collection grow?
              F           G           C
With Sade and Whitney, Vandross and T'Pau,
             F G
Everything's AOR.

          C               F
She's the main man in the office in the city
        G                               C
And she treats me like I'm just another lackey
                               F
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
       G                        C
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

          C               F
She's the main man in the office in the city
    G                                  C
I remember though when she was reading Jackie
                               F
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
       G                        C
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.