(intro E   B7)
E (022100@1)                     A (x02220@1)  B7Re (x21202@1)Our gig at Deptford Abyss
E (022100@1)                                         A (x02220@1)  B7Who (x21202@1)the hell does Jeff Dreadnought think he is?
E (022100@1)         A (x02220@1)                    E (022100@1)          AWas (x02220@1)he even there? - I ask myself, does he even care? - don't kid yourself
E (022100@1)             F# (244322@1)          B7Wait (x21202@1)'till our PR men hear of this.
       E (022100@1)                                 A (x02220@1) B7It's (x21202@1)a bad review; we got a bad review, oh ha
       E (022100@1)                                  A (x02220@1)  B7It's (x21202@1)a bad review, what are we gonna do? Oh ha
        E (022100@1)                                                             A (x02220@1)name="chord_x21202@1">B7 
I can't walk down the street 'cos other groups I might meet and they'll smirk
           E (022100@1)                            AOh, (x02220@1)it's a rum old do is a bad review, oh Lord
B7 (x21202@1)                E (022100@1)     B7 (x21202@1)E (022100@1)B7An' (x21202@1)my girlfriend's fuming.
E (022100@1)                             A (x02220@1) B7You (x21202@1)hacks don't know where it's at;
    E (022100@1)                                A (x02220@1)    B7You (x21202@1)can't appreciate the master of the Strat
E (022100@1)             A (x02220@1)                               E (022100@1)             ANot (x02220@1)that I'm concerned - 'course you're not, your paper's full of crap
              E (022100@1)              F# (244322@1)         B7'Course (x21202@1)it is, I only read the gig guide anyway.
       E (022100@1)                                A (x02220@1) B7It's (x21202@1)A bad review, A B-B-B-bad review, oh ha
         E (022100@1)                                       A (x02220@1)   B7We (x21202@1)got a bad review, I can't believe it's true, oh Lord
       E (022100@1)                                             A (x02220@1)    B7Well (x21202@1)I know what you look like so don't ever come near Stroud
     E (022100@1)                               APage (x02220@1)thirty-two, it's a bad review, oh Lord
B7 (x21202@1)            E (022100@1)    B7 (x21202@1)EMy (022100@1)girlfriend's fuming. 
B7 (x21202@1)                      (instr E (022100@1)name="chord_x21202@1">B7 E, E (022100@1)name="chord_x21202@1">B7 E, B7E) (x21202@1)OK, let's go to chapel.
E (022100@1)   A (x02220@1)           E (022100@1)    B7Oo-oo (x21202@1)what's to do? It's a bad review
E (022100@1)   A (x02220@1)           E (022100@1)    B7 (x21202@1)            
Oo-oo what's to do? It's a bad review
    E (022100@1)                         A (x02220@1)            
The fearsome hollow boom of the older boys in the deep end
E (022100@1)                       B7Green (x21202@1)shoots of recovery shrivelled up in harsh tomorrows
E (022100@1)              ALeft (x02220@1)to pick dry sticks and mumble to myself
E (022100@1)                    B7A (x21202@1)melancholy emblem of parish cruelty.
E (022100@1)   A (x02220@1)           E (022100@1)    B7Oo-oo (x21202@1)what's to do? It's a bad review 
E (022100@1)   A (x02220@1)           E (022100@1)    B7 (x21202@1)           
Oo-oo what's to do? It's a bad review 
      E (022100@1)   B7 (x21202@1)        E (022100@1)  B7 (x21202@1)       E (022100@1)   B7 (x21202@1)      E (022100@1)    B7 (x21202@1)Bad review,       bad review,     bad review,     bad review.           
A (x02220@1)B7, E (022100@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A E (022100@1)                                       
                                            
                                            
                                        
                                                                
                        
                        
                        
                                                    

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