A (x02220@1) DYou (xx0232@1)said you'd find me helpless on the A47
A (x02220@1) EShouting (022100@1)at the passers-by that Alan Brazil
A (x02220@1) DSeems (xx0232@1)to be the singer in the Goombay Dance Band
A (x02220@1) E7 (020130@1) AAnd (x02220@1)now you want to put me in the ambulance
E7 (020130@1) A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D A (x02220@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A Ab (xx1114@1)name="chord_xx1114@1">Ab A (x02220@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A
But I don't want to go in the ambulance.
A (x02220@1) DI (xx0232@1)asked if you would like to go along to
A (x02220@1) ESee (022100@1)the Rocky Horror Picture Show
A (x02220@1) DYou (xx0232@1)said you'd love to so I murdered your family
A (x02220@1) E7 (020130@1) A'Cos (x02220@1)I hate the Rocky Horror Picture Show
E7 (020130@1) A (x02220@1) A (x02220@1)name="chord_022100@1">E A (x02220@1)name="chord_020130@1">E7
Besides I'm going browsing 'round hardware shops.
A (x02220@1) DYou'll (xx0232@1)find me dying casually on the fourteenth fairway
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1)
Trying in vain to wave a fore-ball through
A (x02220@1) DI'll (xx0232@1)understand if you should walk straight past me
A (x02220@1) E7 (020130@1) AIdeally (x02220@1)though I hope you'd call an ambulance,
Unless of course you're
B (x2444x@1) ESampling (022100@1)Alessi in St Neots
B (x2444x@1) EOr (022100@1)chasing Bunty James 'round Hilton Park
B (x2444x@1) EOh, (022100@1)oh Lori in St Neots
B (x2444x@1) EIs (022100@1)this me or is this dead-shot Keen?
B (x2444x@1) EHello, (022100@1)this is Joanie
B (x2444x@1) EThis (022100@1)plectrum once belonged to you know who
B (x2444x@1) EGrocer (022100@1)Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your back
A (x02220@1)EGo (022100@1)in to town.....
