Intro : D5 F5 Uh huh C5 extra cheese D5 F5 Uh huh C5 save a peice for me Verse: F5 pizza, party at your house D5 i went, just to check it out Bb5 C5 nineteen extra larges, what a shame knowone came F5 just us eating all alown D5 you said take the pizza home Bb5 C5 no sence letting all this go to to waste so then i faced PRECHORUS Bb5 pizza all day, and every day D5 cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked Bb5 and i sure dont care, for irregularities C5 (let it ring) tell me CHORUS: D5 Bb5 F5 Why'd you have to and make me so constipated C5 couse right now id do D5 Bb5 F5 anything at all to get my bowles evacuated C5 in the bathroom D5 Bb5 and i sit, and i wait, and i strain F5 C5 and i sweat, and i clench and i feel the pain oh, G5 Bb5 (let it ring) should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated No no no Verse 2: F5 i was, feeling pretty down D5 till my, girlfriend came around Bb5 C5 were just, so alike in every way, ive gotta say F5 in fact, i just thought i might D5 pop the, question there that night Bb5 C5 i was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me PRECHORUS Bb5 who would have guest, her family crest D5 i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh Bb5 and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me C5 (let it ring) tell me CHORUS: D5 Bb5 F5 how was i supposed to know that we were both related C5 belive me if i D5 Bb5 F5 new she was my cousin we never would have dated C5 what to do now D5 Bb5 should i go ahead and propose F5 C5 and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes G5 Bb5 (let it ring) and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated No no no F5 No no (no no) D5 No no (no no) Bb5 No No (no no) C5 No... Verse3: F5 i had, so much on my mind D5 i thought, maybe id unwind Bb5 C5 try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide PRECHORUS Bb5 said not to stand, but thats a demand D5 that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet Bb5 and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see C5 (let it ring) tell me CHORUS: D5 Bb5 F5 why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated C5 this really is a D5 Bb5 F5 major inconvenience oh man i really hate it C5 such a drag now D5 Bb5 i cant eat, i cant breath, i cant snore F5 C5 i cant belch or yodell any more, cant G5 Bb5 (let it ring) spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated oh no D5 Bb5 F5 why'd i have to go and myself all mutilated C5 i gotta tell you D5 Bb5 F5 life without a head kinda makes me irritated C5 what a bummer D5 Bb5 i cant blink, i cant cough, i cant sneeze F5 C5 but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now G5 Bb5 (let it ring) ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated No no no
