Tabbed By: Joel Polkinghorne
INTRO: A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5 (x4)
VERSE:
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D?n't want to be A5 Canadian idiot. A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5
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Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut. A D G D A G
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and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead ? A D G D A G
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I never learned my alphabet from "A" to "Zed". A D G D A G
Chorus:
D5
They all live on donuts and moose meat
A5
and they leave the house without packin' heat
E5 A5
never even bring their guns to the mall
D5
and you know what else is too funny
A5
their stupid monopoly money
E5
can't take 'em seriously at...
A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5
A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5
Verse 2:
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Well maple syrup and snow's what they export ( A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5 )
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they treat curling just like it's A5 real sport ( A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5 )
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they think their silly accent is so cute ( A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5 )
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can't understand A5 thing they're talking aboot ( A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5 )
Chorus:
D5
sure they got their national health care
A5
cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air
E5 A5
then again well they got celine dion
D5
eat their weight in kraft macaroni
A5
and dream of driving a zamboni
E5
all over saskatchewan
A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5
A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5
A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5
BRIDGE:
D5 A5 E5 A5
D5 A5 E5 A5
(INTRO)
Verse: (Chords same as intro)
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius
Ab5 C#5 F#5 C#5 Ab5 F#5
see the map they're hovering right over us
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tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous
Chorus:
D5
always hear the same kind of story
A5
break their nose and they'll just say sorry
E5 A5
tell me what kind of freaks are that polite
D5
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
A5
so quick before they see it coming
E5
time for a pre-emptive strike
Outro:
A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5
A5 D5 G5 D5 A5 G5
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