Intro: D5 C5 G5 A5 A5 (hold, then two strummed A5 s and straight to verse) Verse (all verses are the same): D5 G5 A5 D5 I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a G5 A5 A#5 B5 B5 E5 E5 rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy A5 G5 behind me in the backseat popped right up and cupped D5 D5 G5 his hands across my eyes. I guessed, "Is it Uncle A5 D5 G5 A5 Frank or cousin Louie, is it Bob or Joe or Walter, A#5 B5 B5 E5 E5 could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve, A5 A5 I probably would have kept on guessing but about B5 that time we crashed into the truck, and as I'm E5 A5 D5 laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I G5 D5 E5 G5 recognize the face of my hibachi dealer, who A5 A5 A5 A5 takes off his prosthetic lips, and tells me: Chorus: D5 G5 A5 D5 Everything you know is wrong, black is white, G5 A5 A#5 B5 B5 E5 up is down and short is long, and everything E5 A5 A5 A5 A5 you thought was just so important doesn't matter, D5 G5 A5 D5 Everything you know is wrong, just forget the C#5 F#5 B5 B5 E5 E5 words and sing along, all you need to understand is G5 A5 * everything you know is wrong. *- First time : F5 G5 Second time: D5 Third time: G5 A5 B5 C#5 Everything you know is (everything you know is) G5 A5 D5 D5 Everything you know is wrong! (end) Solos: (Accordion Solo:) G5 E5 F#5 G5 A5 (Baritone Saxaphone Solo:) C5 F5 G5 A5 Bb5 A5 Bb5 G5 C5 (Guitar Solo:) D5 Eb5 F5 Gb5 A5 Bb5 G5 C5 A5 (two strums then into verse)
